I've noticed that my brother and I talk about random things a lot, and it's not just about ,"Oh, you want icecream?" "Yeah" "Okay, let's go get some", it's kind of strange.
Okay, for instance, when we came home a short while ago we unloaded the groceries from the truck or whatever like we usually do, only this time we had icecream and coca-cola and that means caffeine. So we put the cold things in the refridgerator and the other stuff in cabinets before popping off the top of the icecream, scooping it up and putting it into bowls while simultaneously pouring cola into them (Well maybe not simultaneously, but we really wanted to start eating it quick.).
It was actually a hard decision to make between orange soda and cola, but I picked the latter simply because it's cola. I mean I'm not going to just sit there and judge it like it's so awesome that I would need to because that's just stupid. Not that I'm a fountain of wisdom on soda but as long as I don't feel I'm going to be poisoned by it I figure it's fine. So we're sitting there eating it when my mom comes in and makes herself one, not a big one, like cup-sized I think, and my brother says:
"I wish my blood was made out of chocolate syrup."
I didn't even blink. Mama just kept eating because he's always saying stuff like this, so it's commonplace. Instead of asking why though, I just told him that if he got a paper cut people would be trying to suck his blood dry like he's a chocolate rabbit in easter. He doesn't say anything but goes over to one of the bags and goes," I got some chocolate syrup here."
Blink, blink." I don't remember you getting any syrup......"
He gives me this grin that makes me wanna step back a few steps in case it accidentally falls from his hands and hits me.
" Guess what size it is?" Then he pulls out this bigass bottle of syrup almost as tall as my knee. I just kind of stared at it like wow, y'know? There isn't really much you can say about it except, they must've shed some easter bunny blood for this..
Frankly, I don't like the chocolate easter bunnies that much anyway, they just really aren't that satisfying except for eating the ears. :\
- Location:home like usual
- Mood:
amused
