Fandom: Twilight
Based: Post-Eclipse
Rating: PG
Paul stares at Jacob with unsuppressed irritation. The taller boy is giving him his trademark (stupid, he thinks, wanting to smack him) smirk, hand poised in the air to throw the pie at him, making him wish the contents would just slip out of the metal saucer and just hit him in the face instead.
"Jacob," he says the other's name, stretching the syllables, "I'd rather talk about our problems than get hit with that pie." Jacob's smirk widens even more just to infuriate him, before he laughs like a possessed man and throws the pie.
Right. In. His. Face.
For a moment Paul is too shocked to speak, then he is cocking his fist back and sending it flying to punch Jacob's nose. A noise that sounds like a squeak makes its way through the other boy's mouth as he loses his balance and falls on his ass, nose bleeding.
Paul wipes the lemon and the cream from his face, then stares at his hands for a moment. What should I do with this? His face lights up as the idea dawns on him.
A wicked grin tugs the corners of his lips up until the whites of his teeth show. Crouching down, he reaches towards Jacob who is cursing at him over his bleeding nose; he wipes the sticky white and yellow substance on Jacob's cheek. He dodges the swipe of a large hand just in time and hops up and runs out the door with Jacob's large form following close behind.
Glancing around for something that might deter Jacob from killing him, his face brightens at the sight of a bright green hose laying across a garden that he identifies as Kim's. Jacob growls from somewhere behind him, and he feels the rush of air as he ducks another swipe, this time aimed at his shoulder.
The hose is plucked from the ground and held tightly in his hand as he scrambles to the faucet. He grins at Jacob, then turns the faucet and places his thumb on the place where the water is running.
Jacob sputters and spits like a cat (which he finds ironic in an amusing way) threatening death on him and claim over Paul’s first born child.
Paul hides in Kim and Jared’s house for at least a week or two.
- Mood:
amused
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